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Oh, jeez...

Only I could go to the wrong house for the rental agency, stay for an hour and make a new fandom friend LOL!

We're like moths and we're all on fire. Muahahahaha!!!


Chapter 50 of Marriage Law is done. Someone reminded me that I haven't had much smut lately, and I tried to write it, I really did, but it ended up being married sex. While that is usually better than smutty sex, it doesn't look like it on the page. hmmm...


I edited Skulking for fanfiction.net. The original needs to go up on AO3. People are crying for it LOL! Those little foxes get everyone!


The one-shot I wrote a couple days ago has been pecking at the back of my mind. It's practically original fiction. I started tinkering with it, then had a big glass of wine, ripped it to shreds, cussed it out, and put it back together. It has promise.


I'm leaving for California on the 24th. I am already panicking. I talked to my shrink today.


In the last 7 days I have lost 2 fandom people, one RL person, and an uncle. What the hell is going on?!

I posted Fic today!!


For the Long-Lost Hogwarts letter challenge. I don't know how it turned into horror. I blame it on reading that Minnow Bly book yesterday. Rated Teen.

OH, God, I am Penny!!!

So, I have bits and bobs I make on Etsy and I sell a couple to Mark's brother and that's it.

Until yesterday.

Yesterday I was asked if I could make 200 of one design for a wedding.

That would mean a million billion dollars.

I'm feeling faint.

Oh, slutty kitchen table, you are getting closer to me!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(If you don't know, Mark thinks I'm an awful organizer and hired one. She is awesomsauce. However I get to restyle the ENTIRE house. I have found a sexy kitchen table that is just asking to be put in my kitchen nook, but it is $800, which is obscene.)

Jun. 15th, 2015

I updated Marriage Law, finally :D


I don't know where it came from, but I'm glad it's back/

Jun. 10th, 2015






Holy Crap

In four hours I will officially have a Mr. Tesh.

I am crying and spazzing out and I can't stop. I promised I would be fine with everything and I wouldn't get funny, and I've held it all in until today and now I can't stop.

For some reason I'm crying over Pat, and I'm crying that Salem is still missing, and I'm crying because literally all the people that will be there for my side is my shrink. Honest to God. Everyone else is injured and broke, which is totally no ones fault.

And I want you guys there!



Um... Woah....

So, I'm always sleepy and achy. Pat and me used to have huge fights over it. He called me lazy. I insisted I'm normal and then all of a sudden I'm wiped and have to sleep NOW.

I got a rash on my nose. It's been going on for quite a while and I finally got in to a dermatologist. They took some testing. At one point they had like 7 doctors in my room to look at me nose.

I should have known something was wrong, but they're a teaching hospital so I didn't think anything of it. I should have.

Call, Dr. House. It is Lupus.

They don't know how long it's been eating at me. They don't know if any of my organs have already been damaged. They can't tell me ANYTHING more until March. I could be dead by March, I'm not going to lie.

Mark gave me my engagement ring. I'm wearing it, but we don't know if I'd get better health care on my own or with his coverage, so we don't know what kind of wedding we're going to have. It just might be a religious ceremony without papers to complicate things.

I could live 20 years or I could die next week. What the hell am I supposed to do with myself?

I know, I know, finish Marriage Law LOL!

I DO understand that I'm being terribly melodramatic and I'm probably not going to kick it anytime soon, but they can't see me again until March! I'm allowed to staple the back of my hand to my forehead for a week. And we called all over and no one can see me until then, so I'm, all wound up.

Mark hired me to be a ghostwriter for a book he's been planning forever, so I've been tinkering with that. Then last week something just clicked and I started writing and drawing all day. It's like Marriage Law all over again.

The jittery nervousness actually does wonders for my writing. I'm officially a spaz.

We're going to start going to cons more often. I might start cosplaying, and not just as Nymeria the Sexy Direwolf. No time like the present to start doing all the stuff on my to-do list.


What's Going on with WIKTT?

I posted a notice about Marriage Law being updated, on WIKTT, and I just got a notice that in 14 days it hadn't been approved and is bouncing back to me.

What the fuck?!?!


Sep. 29th, 2014

I just realized I can't deal with Snape as a rockstar fic because it reminds me of Steve Vai and I can't stop giggling.

In other news: Steve Vai is a Slytherin...



Well, I decided to move all the covers to my fanfic over to ff.net so they're the same all over. So far I've found 6 stories not on my ff.net page. They need to be posted.

Every time I start trying to organize everything it's so much work!

Marriage Law Has Been Updated


I know, I know. Hell must have frozen over....

Aug. 4th, 2014

I just realized that if you count the epilogue, the HP books end with Harry at the same age Snape was in book 1.

:: FEELS ::

in line!!!


boyfriend wants to go to Peru. his brother thinks it will be warm... in the mountains.




Feb. 3rd, 2014

James is Hermione's and Harry just has custody.


Merry Christmas!



Nov. 7th, 2013

Back room is cleared.

Started to make dinner. browned chicken. Put in water. Started feeling ill.

Turned on TV. Watched a bit of a show on acid. They threw some bits of bone in a wash and I had to run to the bathroom to puke my brains out.

I'm the one that shook down Pat's body to see what they did. I watch surgeries. I like autopsies.

The pregnancy test was negative....

I got the packet from the transplant people today. They took his brain, his tissue, and his bones. They left most of his organs.

I read Pat's picture the letter they sent and listed off all of the things they took. By that time I was crying.

Then I got to one word.


Then I busted up and had to run around the living room laughing and squealing.

If you watch Doctor Who you'll understand why that's so funny.


Nov. 6th, 2013

For some dumb reason, I trashed my cost list for the BPAL salt scrub. Now I have to do it again because...

==dun dun DUN==

I actually made scrub today. I know, hell has frozen over. They smell lovely. Thinking about candles. Does BPAL already make candles? If they don't, they should.

4 unscented,
4 The Floating Market from the Neverwhere series from BPAL,
4 Drink Me from the BPAL Alice in Wonderland collection.
5 Lady Death from BPAL

And that's just 1 batch. I have enough to do another, and after that, I still have bulk of everything except for sea salt.

Just realized they're dye free.While that can be a good thing, it would have been fun to put layered colors in the Neverwhere cups. Oh well.

OK, just tested them out. LOLOMG not for faces! The salt is too coarse, but it's PERFECT for feet and elbows.

My face tingles...


Shows I am watching

Reign, A Young Doctor's Notebook, Big Bang Theory, NCIS, Bones, Downton Abbey, Doctor Who, Grimm, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, American Horror Story: Coven, Ripper Street, Game of Thrones, The Borgias, True Blood



Rules, Timelines, and How to Nominate a Fic

To Make Nominations/Ask Questions: hpfanficfanpollmod@gmail.com
Nomination period: October 1st - October 28th, 2013
Voting period: November 1st - December 31st, 2013
Winners announced: by January 10th, 2014

I'm being nominated for Best Comedy! Vote for me! (If you think I deserve it, I don't know who I'm up against.)


Clue: Grimm Edition

Originally posted by hourglass244 at Clue: Grimm Edition
These are just the cards and the clue sheet.  I'm going to work on the game board next, but that's a pretty long process.  Also, I'd like to issue a special thanks to hyndara71 for all her help!

Higher resolution images can be found here.

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ETA: The game board is finished!  (As always, higher resolution images can be found at my Photobucket account - see link above.)
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Check out my other Clue games:
- Torchwood
- White Collar
Originally posted by swissmarg at Diversity Awareness Rec Month Needs Rare Pair Recs!
Posting with mod permission - thank you!

HP Diversity Recs Month banner

hp_diversity is looking for recs of fanworks featuring characters of color for the upcoming Diversity Awareness Month in October. So come on down and tell us about your favorite rare pair fics, art, podfic, etc., starring any character of color in the HP universe!


I'm still afraid of turning a heel.

Jul. 8th, 2013

Cross posted at Dreamwidth, LiveJournal, Insane Journal, and JournalFen.
My fanfic is archived at fanfiction.net, teshara.com, ArchiveofOurOwn.org, thepetulantpoetess.com, and adultfanfiction.net. Thanks for reading!



Why is there no Jaime/Tywin fic?


Call the Midwife Drinking Game

by teshara


Call the Midwife Season 1&2: The Drinking Game

When the music plays for the titles, drink

When a baby is born, drink

(optional) When it’s twins, drink 2

(optional) When it’s triplets, drink 3

When Chummy runs someone over with her bicycle, drink

When Fred has a scheme, drink

When there’s cake, drink

When there's searching for a cake, drink

Whenever Sister Monica Joan force feeds someone cake, drink

When anyone mentions the glass enema, drink

Whenever Sister Monica Joan shakes someone down, drink

Whenever Sister Bernadette and Dr. Turner make cow eyes at each other, drink

When it’s revealed the baby is a bastard, drink

When Jimmy shows up, drink

When Sister Evangelina threatens someone, drink

When they introduce a new piece of equipment, drink

When someone covers up their pregnancy, drink

Whenever Trixie wears something scandalous, drink

When anyone gives birth in an odd place, drink

When Jenny tries to guilt trip someone, drink

Every time Jane has a panic attack, drink

When someone dies, drink

When anyone crashes anything, drink

When Sister Monica Joan forgets something, drink

Whenever a midwife breaks up a fight, drink

Hey, I got it working...




GoT Icons... kind of...


GIMP pooped out on me so I only made 3 :(

I know, lame.

Repost this, if you want...

I'm getting tired of people saying Sansa is stupid. Sansa is not stupid. Sansa is 14. I know it's more than a little stupid to have a 20 something reciting lines meant for a 14 year old, but that's the producers being derpy.

This is what a 14 year old looks like:

Now imagine this girl had been locked in a tower her whole life and told a headful of lies, that her parents think is cute, but gives her no practical application to the world, then hands her over to a family of inbred sociopaths.

Everything that Sansa has as a character flaw had been drilled into her head from infanancy. For some reason, Ned thought that this would make her a better marriage prospect. I have no idea why, because no one wants to marry this chick.

People want to know why I hate Ned and Cat. This is why. Their selfish, childish aspirations have done nothing but lead their children to catastrophy and they did it on purpose.

(Mostly) Non-Gory GoT Icons

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My fanfic is archived at fanfiction.net, teshara.com, ArchiveofOurOwn.org, thepetulantpoetess.com, and adultfanfiction.net. Thanks for reading!


Jun. 2nd, 2013

title: Grimm: A Story in Twenty-One Parts
author: teShara
pairing: none
rating: PG-13
summary: Twenty-one snapshots of Grimms through the ages.
warnings: violence


May. 28th, 2013

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Icon Dump

Game of Thrones
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Harry Potter
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Ouran High School Host Club

Downton Abbey

Ripper Street
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This is AMAZING! (and it's free.) I plugged a few paragraphs of Marriage Law and freaked out a little.
(I may never post again, OMG I suck!)

Clearly the Fandom is Dying. ::rolls eyes ::

Originally posted by potterfests_mod at Coming Up in Potterfests
Schedule of Upcoming Events
in the Harry Potter Fandom

for the week of 28 April - 4 May 2013

¦¦ Potterfests Master List ¦¦

Sunday, 28 April 2013:
- Podficcer sign-ups end for the HP Podfic Fest at hp_podfic_fest.
- Nominations close for the HP Fan Fic Fan Poll Awards, Spring/Summer 2013 at hpfanficfanpoll.
- Due date for the Otter and Ferret Mini-Fest at [community profile] otterandferret.
- Due date for the multifandom Rare Women Fic Exchange at rarewomen.

Monday, 29 April 2013:
- Claiming ends for HP Porn in the Sun at hp_porninthesun.
- Weekly het or gen prompt posted at [info]hp_hetgen (every Monday).
- Works posted for the Otter and Ferret Gift Exchange at [community profile] otterandferret.

Tuesday, 30 April 2013:
- Claiming ends for the 'For the Love of Pansy' Fest at fortheloveofhp.
- Submissions due for the weekly prompts at [info]hp_humpdrabbles (every Tuesday).
- Stories due for the 'The Artist Is Present' challenge at Malfoy Manor.
- Last day to post fanworks for Prompt #31 and submissions due for the Harry/Draco MPreg Fest at harrydracompreg.
- Last day to post fanworks for the April Prompt at hd_fluff.
- Last day to post fanworks for the April Prompt at hd_pots_n_porn.

Wednesday, 1 May 2013:
- Voting begins for the HP Fan Fic Fan Poll Awards, Spring/Summer 2013 at hpfanficfanpoll until 30 June 2013.
- May Madness begins at hp_may_madness until 31 May 2013.
- Review-A-Thon begins at petulantpoetess until 31 May 2013.
- Prompting begins for the HP Friendship Fest at hp_friendship until 15 May 2013.
- Final check-in for the Next Gen Big Bang at nextgenbigbang.
- Rough drafts due for the Snape/Draco Big Bang at snape_draco.
- Planning period ends for the collaborative fan project Harry/Draco Level Two at hd_level_two.
- The HDS Beltane Gift Exchange begins posting at hds_beltane.
- The multifandom Queer Fest begins posting at queer_fest until 16 June 2013.
- Submissions due for the H/D Smoochfest at hd_smoochfest.
- Mandatory check-in for the Death Eater Fest at deatheaterfest.
- Cheerleader sign-ups end for the Lucius Big Bang at luciusbigbang.

Thursday, 2 May 2013:
- Fanworks due for the 'Deeply Horrible Does Dysfuncentine's Sloppy Seconds' Fest at deeply_horrible in conjunction with dysfuncentine.

Friday, 3 May 2013:
- The Reveals will be posted at the dracotops_harry Fest.
- Author and artist sign-ups end and rough drafts due for the multifandom Heroine Big Bang at heroinebigbang.
- Author and artist sign-ups end and rough drafts due for the multifandom Villain Big Bang at villainbigbang.
- Drabble due for the Dark Arts LDWS at darkarts_ldws (every Friday).
- Mandatory artist checkpoint for the Supernatural Crossover Big Bang at sncross_bigbang.

Saturday, 4 May 2013:
- The multifandom Rare Women Fic Exchange at rarewomen unveils its AO3 collection for this year's fest.

All week:
- The HP Horror Fest is posting at hp_darkarts.
- The Snarry-A-Thon is posting at snape_potter.
- The HP Beholder Exchange is posting at [info]hp_beholder.
- The Draco Tops Harry Fest is posting until Tuesday (last day of fest) at dracotops_harry.
- Claiming is open for the Summer of Slaves Fest at hp_owned.
- Claiming is open for the Death Eater Fest at deatheaterfest.
- Artist claiming should be open for the multifandom Werewolf Big Bang at werewolfbigbang.
- Artist claiming should be openfor the multifandom Heroine Big Bang at heroinebigbang.
- Artist claiming should be openfor the multifandom Villain Big Bang at villainbigbang.
- Artist claiming should be open for the Supernatural Crossover Big Bang at sncross_bigbang.
- Podficcer claiming is open for the HP Podfic Fest at hp_podfic_fest until 5 May 2013.
- Claiming is open for the HP Rare Fest at hprarefest until 12 May 2013.
- Claiming is open for the HP Ageplay Fest at hp_ageplay until 31 May 2013.
- Mentor, beta, and artist sign-ups are supposed to be open for the HP Podfic Fest at hp_podfic_fest until 8 June 2013.
- A Back to Hogwarts Fic Meme Ficathon is running at gamma_x_orionis' personal journal until 30 June 2013.
- Sign-ups are open for Round 2 of the multifandom Queer Big Bang at queer_bigbang until 31 July 2013.
- Claiming is open for the weather-centric HP Drizzle Fest at hp_drizzle until 7 August 2013.
- Sign-ups are open for the multifandom Thematic Challenges 2013 at stseiya_fanfics until 29 November 2013.
Bilbo has held his first frat party. Wakes up in the morning to a giant mess and alone. Is glad he slept one off instead of being involved with dragon nonsense.

Gandolf shows up and gets all pissy because Bilbo hasn't found a letter hidden under a clock. Letter details adventure and chides Bilbo for running late.

So Bilbo runs off on his adventure, that he thinks is a bad idea and has no recollection of agreeing to. In someone else's hat and cloak.

Gandalf shows up with hankies and Bilbo's stash. Bilbo is happy.

They walk for a long time. Past the towns and into the country and mountains. Weather sucks. Bilbo is cranky.

Bilbo is not the only one and Gandalf has run off. 

Three trolls with very un-troll-like names are nearby eating supper and being grouchy. Bilbo gets caught. (Of course.) Trolls discuss Hobbit Pie. They scuffle. Dwarves are really bad at intel and they all get captured.

Gandalf shows up as trolls are deciding how to cook everyone. Still, he stays out of sight and decides to screw with everyone instead.

Trolls are killed with sunlight and the dwarves thank Gandalf for nothing. They run off to the troll hole and go mad trying to open it. Bilbo presents key. Gandalf asks why Bilbo didn't help. Bilbo looks smug.

Everyone finds a weapon in the troll hole along with money, food, and a barrel of ale. They stuff themselves silly and sleep, then bury treasure.

Gandalf explains he was detained by elves, who told him of the trolls. Gandalf swears he returned because he felt he was needed, not that he had no hope that the party would stay out of trouble. Nope. Not at all.

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I saw the cartoons as a kid. I saw the first 3 movies. Now the Hobbit is out.
I have not seen it. Instead, I'm Doing the Book first.

I know, I know. It will wreck the movie.

Except it won't. Listen. I've seen the pictures. There is no possible way I'm going to be able to pay attention to the plot with all that ridiculous hotness being swung around. I have no choice. It's just better this way.

However, I think the movie may have spoiled the book a bit. My Bilbo is Martin Freeman with that sweater from Sherlock.

I am fascinated with that sweater. It's become a fetish. I want to hold it up and figure out all the cables. Fucking gorgeous sweater. Yum.

Now onto the book:

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Read the entire thing. Trying not to bawl.



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