ok, so Mark started watching Jessica Jones last night and I know about it and you all know how I heckle everything, and this was particularly amazing, so here goes:
David Tennant is a superhuman with mind control. WAIT!!! Scratch that. David Tennant is a rapist that uses mind control. The reason that has been changed is because instead of collecting money, power, fame, etc. he uses his powers to get laid and to get revenge on anyone preventing him from getting laid.
Please do not tell me that 'oh, well he uses his 'girlfriends' for doing bad things... Well guess what? So do a lot of guys and they don't have to be superhuman, so as far as I can tell David Tennant's abilities are centered around the lonliness of his crotch. Maybe that's why everything's purple.
Jessica Jones is a TV show about David Tennants magic dick.
While being unintentionally hilarious, its not doing what it set out to do. They try to offset everything by adding seriously creepy rapey scenes to make you feel bad about it and I'm not sure it's enough to make it work.
It's like watching David Bowie in Labyrinth and knowing he's a kidnapper and a rapist and STILL getting a cocky grin on your face whenever that package swaggers into the room.
It's Labyrinth for Grownups without Bowie's package and with David Tennants purple magic wang.
Of course I'm going to keep watching. ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!
"So, I found out I'm Jewish."
"Now you can work in Hollywood!"
She really does need to have someone with street smarts to look after her. Her men are far too delicate.
They need to make a crime fighting team with Thomas as the nanny.
I would watch the shit out of that show.
It's a British effing trope. It was a magical kidnap-cold-poop-hungry proof basket.
When JKR was writing the first book it wasn't supposed to be a literary masterpiece, it was a book about magic and she wrote it in a coffeeshop.
No one leaves babies on doorsteps. They did it on Call the Midwife once and the people in the show were hysterical.
Seriously, the only other option was to have him grow up at Hogwarts and he would have been playing with a baby basilisk by the time he was four.
I had a dream last night where Pat called to say his death had been faked and he was in Poland, secretly, for the US government because of the cold war.
Then he came to visit and looked like a redhead I dated years ago. I told him he couldn't be Pat because his freckles hadn't been configured correctly.
Gotta love stress dreams.
Only I could go to the wrong house for the rental agency, stay for an hour and make a new fandom friend LOL!
We're like moths and we're all on fire. Muahahahaha!!!
Chapter 50 of Marriage Law is done. Someone reminded me that I haven't had much smut lately, and I tried to write it, I really did, but it ended up being married sex. While that is usually better than smutty sex, it doesn't look like it on the page. hmmm...
I edited Skulking for fanfiction.net. The original needs to go up on AO3. People are crying for it LOL! Those little foxes get everyone!
The one-shot I wrote a couple days ago has been pecking at the back of my mind. It's practically original fiction. I started tinkering with it, then had a big glass of wine, ripped it to shreds, cussed it out, and put it back together. It has promise.
I'm leaving for California on the 24th. I am already panicking. I talked to my shrink today.
In the last 7 days I have lost 2 fandom people, one RL person, and an uncle. What the hell is going on?!
- Current Mood: exhausted
- Current Music:Otakugeneration - Ouran High School Host Club
Yesterday I was asked if I could make 200 of one design for a wedding.
That would mean a million billion dollars.
I'm feeling faint.
Oh, slutty kitchen table, you are getting closer to me!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(If you don't know, Mark thinks I'm an awful organizer and hired one. She is awesomsauce. However I get to restyle the ENTIRE house. I have found a sexy kitchen table that is just asking to be put in my kitchen nook, but it is $800, which is obscene.)
- Current Music:SQPN: Geek Week
I don't know where it came from, but I'm glad it's back/
I am crying and spazzing out and I can't stop. I promised I would be fine with everything and I wouldn't get funny, and I've held it all in until today and now I can't stop.
For some reason I'm crying over Pat, and I'm crying that Salem is still missing, and I'm crying because literally all the people that will be there for my side is my shrink. Honest to God. Everyone else is injured and broke, which is totally no ones fault.
And I want you guys there!
- Current Location:New York, Buffalo
- Current Mood: stressed
I got a rash on my nose. It's been going on for quite a while and I finally got in to a dermatologist. They took some testing. At one point they had like 7 doctors in my room to look at me nose.
I should have known something was wrong, but they're a teaching hospital so I didn't think anything of it. I should have.
Call, Dr. House. It is Lupus.
They don't know how long it's been eating at me. They don't know if any of my organs have already been damaged. They can't tell me ANYTHING more until March. I could be dead by March, I'm not going to lie.
Mark gave me my engagement ring. I'm wearing it, but we don't know if I'd get better health care on my own or with his coverage, so we don't know what kind of wedding we're going to have. It just might be a religious ceremony without papers to complicate things.
I could live 20 years or I could die next week. What the hell am I supposed to do with myself?
I know, I know, finish Marriage Law LOL!
I DO understand that I'm being terribly melodramatic and I'm probably not going to kick it anytime soon, but they can't see me again until March! I'm allowed to staple the back of my hand to my forehead for a week. And we called all over and no one can see me until then, so I'm, all wound up.
Mark hired me to be a ghostwriter for a book he's been planning forever, so I've been tinkering with that. Then last week something just clicked and I started writing and drawing all day. It's like Marriage Law all over again.
The jittery nervousness actually does wonders for my writing. I'm officially a spaz.
We're going to start going to cons more often. I might start cosplaying, and not just as Nymeria the Sexy Direwolf. No time like the present to start doing all the stuff on my to-do list.
- Current Location:United States, New York, Buffalo
- Current Mood: scared
- Current Music:Arctic Monkeys - Baby, I'm Yours
What the fuck?!?!
Every time I start trying to organize everything it's so much work!
I know, I know. Hell must have frozen over....
- Current Mood: accomplished
- Current Music:Sistah Speak True Blood
:: FEELS ::
boyfriend wants to go to Peru. his brother thinks it will be warm... in the mountains.
Started to make dinner. browned chicken. Put in water. Started feeling ill.
Turned on TV. Watched a bit of a show on acid. They threw some bits of bone in a wash and I had to run to the bathroom to puke my brains out.
I'm the one that shook down Pat's body to see what they did. I watch surgeries. I like autopsies.
The pregnancy test was negative....
I got the packet from the transplant people today. They took his brain, his tissue, and his bones. They left most of his organs.
I read Pat's picture the letter they sent and listed off all of the things they took. By that time I was crying.
Then I got to one word.
Then I busted up and had to run around the living room laughing and squealing.
If you watch Doctor Who you'll understand why that's so funny.
I actually made scrub today. I know, hell has frozen over. They smell lovely. Thinking about candles. Does BPAL already make candles? If they don't, they should.
4 The Floating Market from the Neverwhere series from BPAL,
4 Drink Me from the BPAL Alice in Wonderland collection.
5 Lady Death from BPAL
And that's just 1 batch. I have enough to do another, and after that, I still have bulk of everything except for sea salt.
Just realized they're dye free.While that can be a good thing, it would have been fun to put layered colors in the Neverwhere cups. Oh well.
OK, just tested them out. LOLOMG not for faces! The salt is too coarse, but it's PERFECT for feet and elbows.
My face tingles...
- Current Location:New York, Buffalo-ish
- Current Mood: melancholy
- Current Music:Cooking chicken
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I'm still afraid of turning a heel.
Why is there no Jaime/Tywin fic?
- Current Mood:ucky
When the music plays for the titles, drink
When a baby is born, drink
(optional) When it’s twins, drink 2
(optional) When it’s triplets, drink 3
When Chummy runs someone over with her bicycle, drink
When Fred has a scheme, drink
When there’s cake, drink
When there's searching for a cake, drink
Whenever Sister Monica Joan force feeds someone cake, drink
When anyone mentions the glass enema, drink
Whenever Sister Monica Joan shakes someone down, drink
Whenever Sister Bernadette and Dr. Turner make cow eyes at each other, drink
When it’s revealed the baby is a bastard, drink
When Jimmy shows up, drink
When Sister Evangelina threatens someone, drink
When they introduce a new piece of equipment, drink
When someone covers up their pregnancy, drink
Whenever Trixie wears something scandalous, drink
When anyone gives birth in an odd place, drink
When Jenny tries to guilt trip someone, drink
Every time Jane has a panic attack, drink
When someone dies, drink
When anyone crashes anything, drink
When Sister Monica Joan forgets something, drink
Whenever a midwife breaks up a fight, drink
- Current Mood: accomplished
This is what a 14 year old looks like:
Now imagine this girl had been locked in a tower her whole life and told a headful of lies, that her parents think is cute, but gives her no practical application to the world, then hands her over to a family of inbred sociopaths.
Everything that Sansa has as a character flaw had been drilled into her head from infanancy. For some reason, Ned thought that this would make her a better marriage prospect. I have no idea why, because no one wants to marry this chick.
People want to know why I hate Ned and Cat. This is why. Their selfish, childish aspirations have done nothing but lead their children to catastrophy and they did it on purpose.
- Current Mood: annoyed