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I do not know what I did to make Santa so happy with me.

I had a dream that I was dating David McCallum as Ducky, but he rejected me for not being skinny or smart enough. I have found out the difference between being a girl and a woman because instead of waking up sad, I woke up awfully indignant.

Last night I had a dream that I was at a party and was still irritated so I blew off Ducky and ran off with Severus Snape.

Severus was a better kisser anyway, and having a secret rendezvous under the invisability cloak should have been made a fandom trope a decade ago.

:: fans self ::

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secretlypadfoot
Dec. 4th, 2015 09:02 pm (UTC)
haha. That's great stuff.
eoforyth
Dec. 5th, 2015 03:20 am (UTC)
*laughs into pillow* I never prefered blonds anyway, too much like cats in that they spend a lot of time looking pretty and need a lot of attention when you have other things to be doing, but when you need them they are too busy attending to their own genitals :D
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