I had a dream that I was dating David McCallum as Ducky, but he rejected me for not being skinny or smart enough. I have found out the difference between being a girl and a woman because instead of waking up sad, I woke up awfully indignant.
Last night I had a dream that I was at a party and was still irritated so I blew off Ducky and ran off with Severus Snape.
Severus was a better kisser anyway, and having a secret rendezvous under the invisability cloak should have been made a fandom trope a decade ago.
:: fans self ::